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Name's Annie, I'm a Sagittarius and a Hufflepuff, and I enjoy long, romantic walks to the fridge.
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Misha Collins
Jared Padalecki
Jensen Ackles
Jim Beaver
Osric Chau
Mark Sheppard
Sebastian Roche
Richard Speight Jr.
Mark Pellegrino
Matt Cohen

ben-c:

i don’t think johnlockers understand the sheer amount of messages I get every day from people telling me they’re literally AFRAID to admit that they don’t ship johnlock because of the vehement backlash received by people who don’t. like, when your shippers are so violent that people are SCARED to SAY that they DON’T ship something, there’s a fucking problem.

This goes for Destiel as well. I ship sherlolly and don’t have any SPN otps. Fight me then

nickystixxx:

m-chi:

it’s moriarty party

a moriparty

tapdancers:

afuckinglesbian:

WERE ONLY A MINIUTE INTO THE MOVIE AND I’VE ALREADY SEEN LIKE 20 PAIRS OF NAKED TITTIES, VANESSA HUDGENS SMOKING A BONG AND ASHLEY BENSON SAYING SHE WANTS DICK

there’s ANOTHER high school musical??

c-cassandra:

my hair and i have a very complicated relationship </3

noctstiel:

oh-mrwinchester-oh:

fasterfood:

oh, you wanted the demons exorcised…i thought you said exercised…we’ve been doing yoga for the last week…

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goD DAMNIT

strangelyobsessedwithstuff:

vialsofbrightforgettingpowders:

ALRIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS, TIME FOR SOME LEARNIN SO SIT OUR BITCH ASS DOWN AND GET OUT OUR NOTEPAD

THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE IS SUGAR SCRUB. YEAH I KNOW YOUVE SEEN IT BEFORE BUT YOU DONT KNOW WHAT I KNOW AND THAT WHEN YOU USE IT WITH ONE OF THESE FUCKERS

YOU WILL GET LEGS AND ARMS AND ANY OTHER SHIT YOU WANT THAT IS SO SOFT YOU WILL BE SHOVING IT IN THE FACE OF EVERYONE YOU KNOW AND ASKING THEM TO COMPARE IT TO THE TENDER PINK FLESH OF A NEWBORN

SO GET YOURSELF SOME FUCKING WHITE SUGAR AND SOME CHEAP ASS OIL LIKE CANOLA OR SOME SHIT AND MIX THAT SHIT WITH TWO PARTS SUGAR AND ONE PART OIL( THAT MEANS TWICE AS MUCH SUGAR AS OIL BITCHES I USUALLY USE ONE CUP OF SUGAR AND DO SOME FUCKING MATH TO FIGURE OUT HOW MUCH OIL THAT IS) DROP A FEW DROPS OF VANILLA ESSENCE OR MAYBE SOME FUCKING LAVENDER OIL WHATEVER YOU WANNA SMELL LIKE. MIX IT UP REALLY GOOD MMMM SMELLS LIKE CAKE BATTER FUCK YEAH.

NOW GET YOURSELF GOOD AND NAKED. REAL NAKED. PAMPER YOUR GODDESS-LIKE ASS WITH A BUBBLE BATH. TAKE ONE OF THOSE RAZORS YOU GOT AND SHAVE WHATEVER YOU LIKE TO SHAVE LEGS ARMS VAJAYJAY PITS I DONT FUCKING CARE.

NOW GET OUT OF THAT GROSS HAIRY DIRT WATER AND SIT ON THE EDGE OF THAT THERE BATHTUB. TAKE A HANDFUL OF THAT SWEET GOOP AND RUB IT ALL OVER THAT SKIN OF YOURS(just dont use this stuff on or near your lady bits i put this in lower case because it is really important your love cavern does not like sugar uh uh no way its diabetic) RUB RUB RUB KEEP RUBBIN YEAH YOUR HANDS STARTING TO FEEL WEIRD GOOD BECAUSE ITS WORKING

NOW TAKE THAT CHEAP-ASS DISPOSABLE RAZOR YOU HAVE AND SHAVE OFF THAT NASTY-ASS DEAD SKIN EWW ITS SO GROSS NO ITS NOT ITS YOUR OWN SKIN BUT ITS ALL GREY. RINSE OF THAT OILY STUFF BECAUSE YOUR SKIN AINT NO SLIP-N-SLIDE

GOOD NOW FEEL YOUR NEWFOUND SOFT SKIN THAT WAS ONCE BURIED UNDER LAYERS OF DEAD FLAKES OF YOUR PAST SELF YOUR WELCOME MOTHERFUCKERS CLASS DISMISSED

IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS POST FOR AGES
thanks for the tip karkat

spn-fandom-breathing-heavily:

westbor0baptistchurch:

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

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not even risking that shit

redteekal:

So that momentous (and first of it’s kind) occasion at a Con where Misha decides to turn his back on us, undo his jeans and pull them down in order to show us his underwear. Misha Collins wears Sam and Dean Winchester on his butt. Profound bond or not he is an equal opportunist when it comes to Winchesters.

Only in Australia.

So delicate Flowergirls by Lim Zhi Wei / Love Limzy, Malaysian artist.

—“I’m broken, and that’s good. I’ll never be fixed, and that’s not bad. There’s no one I’d rather be but me.” A laugh from the driver’s seat. “Wouldn’t want you any other way, Cas.”